By the Anticlockwise Propeller of my Sainted Aunt!

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg, via thatguywhodrools)

hopethefangirl:

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hedgeh0ggy:

kyleehenke:

this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing

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It’s literally saying “no”.

I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO

(via conflicting-contradictions)


#Animals #Cats

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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neilnevins:

ughhhhhhh I can’t believe it’s ANOTHER year I don’t get to be at SDCC
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Secret Dimmsdale Cosmo-Con 2014

“Do you like pizza? Does the president like pizza? who am I kidding, everyone likes pizza.”

Yes! Especially Chicago-style deep dish.

Anonymous asked:
“5, 7, 9, 12”

5. Your favourite language to listen to

Welsh! It’s such a sing-song language, and the accent is beautiful! :3

7. Your favourite word in your native language

It’s a toss-up between “kerfuffle” and “discombobulate”! xD

9. Your favourite word in a language you don’t really speak

Back to Welsh again: “popty-ping”! It means “microwave” - “popty” being the word for oven, and “ping”, because that’s the noise it makes when it’s done! xD

12. If you could pick one language to learn automatically without having to work for it, which language would you choose?

Mandarin Chinese. Whilst most languages are phonetic (letters based on sounds), Chinese has a different character for almost every word, making it one of the most complex languages in the world - not to mention the different subtleties in pronounciation that can change the whole meaning of a sentence. If I put my mind to it, I think I could learn most languages, but because it’s so abstract to my way of thinking, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to master Chinese.


#language #Anonymous #me #ask #questions
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Put a number in my ask - languages

1: Your native language.

2: Which languages you know.

3: Which languages you are learning, or want to learn.

4: Does anyone in your family speak a language that you don't?

5: Your favourite language to listen to.

6: Your least favourite language to listen to.

7: Your favourite word in your native language.

8: Your favourite word in your second language(if you know one).

9: Your favourite word in a language you don't really speak.

10: A list of your favourite words in any language.

11: A song you like in a language other than English.

12: If you could pick one language to learn automatically without having to work for it, which language would you choose?

13: Have you ever seen a whole movie in a language you don't understand?

14: A language you like, but wouldn't put the effort into learning.

15: Write a short introduction of yourself in a language other than English.

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via bookworm5-)